Conversation between me and woman in elevator.
Preface: Woman in elevator is wearing ginormous shiny ring, not diamonds but some kind of sparkly crystals in a huge formation roughly the size of a hardboiled egg.
Me: "I like your ring"
Woman: smiles...pushes button for her floor
Me: "It's so shiny"
Woman: uncomfortable smile...pushes button fifteen more times...looks scared
Me: "It's really sparkly and big"
Woman: frantically pushing buttons...BOLTS out the door when it finally opens on her floor
I can't help it...it was so big and shiny. I was hypnotized. I couldn't stop.
