Thursday, July 08, 2004

Drunk, Naked and Trapped...A True Norwegian Love Story.

If you're ever found naked, drunk, and trapped under a gate, make sure you insist the cops call you "fine beef" in Swedish. Also, make sure the press (who are catching all this on videotape) know that the girl who locked you out is "a real stunner." I bet she's REAL impressed.
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