Good to see that even in dignified England there are people drinking 15 pints of beer and shoving sawed off shotguns down their pants. In a turn of events that can only bring to mind a true Team Natural Selection contender, the victim, David Walker had gone home to get his shotgun after arguing with his "lifelong" friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a round. Mr.Walker proceeded to show Mr. Simpson who the boss was by blowing a big gaping hole in his own manhood. Nice.
(Thanks to Steven for the link)