Sunday, July 18, 2004

Just Because: You're FIRED

Dear George,
I am very sorry to hear about you getting fired from CSI.  You were very hot in that show, I mean talented.  Now that you are probably looking for work, I wanted to let you know about a job opening that I have in my organization.  I think you would make a fabulous Cabana Boy and look forward to hearing from you, at least until you start work, after which I will pretty much want you to remain silent unless you're saying "Yes Ma'am" and bringing me cookies.  I'm excited to begin bossing you around, I mean working with you.
Yours Truly,
Energy Spatula

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