I am very sorry to hear about you getting fired from CSI. You were very hot in that show, I mean talented. Now that you are probably looking for work, I wanted to let you know about a job opening that I have in my organization. I think you would make a fabulous Cabana Boy and look forward to hearing from you, at least until you start work, after which I will pretty much want you to remain silent unless you're saying "Yes Ma'am" and bringing me cookies. I'm excited to begin bossing you around, I mean working with you.
Yours Truly,
Energy Spatula
