1) Skinny girls talking about how fat they are.
2) People displaying the flag the wrong way (Questions? See this, or ask a Veteran).
3) Someone sitting right next to me on the Metro even though there are a thousand seats available and then talking to me all the way to my stop...especially when I am wearing my "Go-Away" face.
4) Men who treat you like you're just like every other girl/woman they've ever known...when CLEARLY you are NOT.
5) Nicole Kidman bitching about how she can't find a man.