Where's my committee??

How come you people aren't forming a committee for me? I think you just don't love me as much as her friends love her. What's up with that? How about we make a deal, if I'm still single in a year (okay, in six months)...(okay, in four months)...you form a committee. It's either that or we make a pact that if we (by which I mean "I") all hit 35 and we're (by which I still mean "I") still single, we go ahead and get married, and that could be messy considering there's a lot of you and only one me. And some of you are already married, which could be awkward, and probably illegal.