Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The picture of health.

Stones deny Keith Richards suffered brain damage.


I think they mean, "any new brain damage," or "because he doesn't actually have a brain anymore, just a tiny gin soaked olive on a toothpick with a British flag on the end of it rattling around inside his skull."

My favorite quote is:
But the band issued a statement on Monday acknowledging that after complaining of headaches, he had undergone "a small operation to remove the pressure."

You just know that like 47 kilos of coke, 17 hypodermic needles, a midget, 5 goats , 12 hookers and a box of strawberry frosted Pop-Tarts fell right out of that hole. Hahaha, no brain damage. Oh God, that's a good one.
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