I don't know whether to be horrified or just totally impressed! At any rate, this is probably what they'll find in my house when I die, so I better not throw stones at the big glass 40-oz beer bottle shaped house.
In other news, my Mock Trial is tonight, complete with last minute drama, lack of sleep, no opening prepared yet, and a total ignorance of the law of evidence, what it means to establish foundation, how to impeach a witness, and how to make an objection. I'm prepared. See you on the other side.