Monday, January 30, 2006

I hear the secrets that you keep...when you're talking in your sleep.

*Written a few days ago -- but I had to get permission to put it up since it's about someone else...cuz I'm nice like that*

My "friend" talks in his sleep. He works in a financial-type place (but not a bank), and so generally he talks about stuff from work. Last night, after he fell asleep but when I was still awake, he goes "So, do you want that in small bills or twenties?"

I laughed so hard I woke him up. After assuring him that he's lucky I'm not easily offended, I laughed some more. He told me he's going to start taping his mouth shut while he sleeps.

Last weekend while I was getting ready I thought he was awake because he was kind of talking/mumbling a little bit (this was before I knew about the talking in the sleep thing). He wasn't making any sense at all, so I said "Hey, what are you talking about? That doesn't even make any sense!" And then I realized he was asleep. So, when he woke up I told him what he had been saying and he goes, "Oh God, did I ask if you wanted the person on the other end to show ID?" I said, "Yes" and he goes "I was sending a Western Union in my sleep and I wanted to know if you wanted the person picking it up to have to show ID."

I just can't wait to hear what happens next.
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