Oh my GOD, an Ashlee Simpson sex tape (just a safe-for-work story but has a link to pictures).
Oh my God.
It took me over three hours to write this post because I had to throw up approximately 437 times. For the good of humanity, and indeed the entire known universe, I hope this is a fake. I also hope that the bleach I'm pouring in my eyes right now will simultaneously kill whatever part of my brain those images are stored in and make me blind so I never have to see anything that awful ever again.
