Monday, January 09, 2006

Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

Oh my GOD, an Ashlee Simpson sex tape (just a safe-for-work story but has a link to pictures).

Oh my God.

It took me over three hours to write this post because I had to throw up approximately 437 times. For the good of humanity, and indeed the entire known universe, I hope this is a fake. I also hope that the bleach I'm pouring in my eyes right now will simultaneously kill whatever part of my brain those images are stored in and make me blind so I never have to see anything that awful ever again.
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