Me: "No, I didn't park here. But I could still use some validation."
Guy at Bookstore: "Our brief interaction has been very pleasant. You seem like a nice person and have a beautiful smile. Really, a gorgeous smile!"
Me: "Gosh, thanks! I wish I had more books to buy!"
Me to Guacamole Kid: "Hey, did you hear that? I got validated!"
GK: "Heh. Right on."
The only thing that makes this tory less than perfect is that the guy was totally gay and so I couldn't bring him home and make him into my Sugar Bitch.*
*This term is going to be trademarked or copyrighted or whatever the hell it's called (hell yeah I'm in law school) by me, because