Me: patting pockets of jeans and sweatshirt...
Ex-Roomie: "What are you looking for?"
Me: "I'm trying to find my key card so I can go to the bathroom and still get back in the study room."
Me: "Yeah, I promised myself that if I finished this essay I could have a bathroom break, I've had to pee for like the last 20 minutes."
ER: "Nothing like giving yourself a 'reward' that's a real 'indulgence.'"
Me: "God. My life sucks."