I just don't understand why they won't let me have my Diet Coke. If I fail it will be because of the no-Diet Coke rule. Mark my words. I smell an Equal Protection challenge. Diet Coke is my fundamental right. Set my Diet Coke free...see how it's all glowy and beautiful? See how I'm crying? Tomorrow I will find a way. Mark my words.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
The Bar so far...
I just don't understand why they won't let me have my Diet Coke. If I fail it will be because of the no-Diet Coke rule. Mark my words. I smell an Equal Protection challenge. Diet Coke is my fundamental right. Set my Diet Coke free...see how it's all glowy and beautiful? See how I'm crying? Tomorrow I will find a way. Mark my words.
