A - Anthrax
B - Blindness
C - Colostomy Bag
D - Death Penalty
E - Electrocution
F - Fiery Death
G - Gas Leak
H - Hit by a bus
I - Incontinence (with Impotence a close second)
J - Jungle Bugs (followed by Jock Itch)
K - Kidney Stones
L - Locusts
M - Mangled
N - Never gonna look the same again (this is when we started to get punchy)
O - Oozing orifice
P - Public Humiliation (although this could relate TO the bar exam)
Q -
R -
S - Suffocation
T - Trapped in a whale
U -
V -
W -
X -
Y -
Z -
