Friend: "God. I think I'm hitting the wall. This sucks."
Me: "I can't hit the wall because I'm not moving. If I ever do hit it, I'll be walking so I probably won't get hurt."
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Me: Giant sigh.
Friend: "What?"
Me: "I have 9000 more flashcards to make. If I die I want you to make sure I'm buried with these flashcards...they are my most significant accomplishment to date."
