Friday, September 09, 2005

Man Down!

If an Energy Spatula falls in an empty forest, does she make a sound?


She screams. Real real loud. And then she curses because her new black exercise pants with a hot pink stripe down the side got a rip in them. And then she pretends to be fine because Mama Spatula wants to take her to get a tetanus shot. What bleeding? I'm not bleeding!

I hate fitness.
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