On the buses in the TVPNM the transit authority posts poems. Just regular poems written by all sorts of people who live in the TVPNM. Usually they are either terrible, or super cheesy...("Oh you remind me of a starry night my love!"). Today, on the way home from work, the bus poem was called Asterisk. It was about...wait...for...it....
It was all about how a cat's asshole looks like an asterisk.
I couldn't make this shit up.