Yes. Yes I am. I am very VERY VERY drunk. In fact, I am so drunk that, at a bar tonight, I bought a Firefighter Calendar because the firefighters were there signing them, and I definitely drank a lot of beer and hit on a lot of firefighters.
At the same time, I am not drunk enough to forget that ADVANTAGE RENT-A-CAR DID NOT CALL ME BY 7PM TONIGHT LIKE THEY PROMISED. NO THEY DID NOT. NOPE. NOT EVEN ONE PHONE CALL. I HATE THEM.
Tomorrow I go to a low-key type bar-b-q. Saturday night - WE DRINK! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
