Email received today from our law school security guy -- who is very nice and I am NOT making fun in a mean way...but...it's funny.
To Everyone in TVPNU,
Yesterday, there was two men casing the library and they tried to steal a laptop computer. The police were called but the two men were gone by the time they arrived. The description of the two are dark complexion with scruffy beards, large skullcaps, backpacks and sweatshirts. Please be extra vigilant with your positions and mindful of your surroundings.
*This title is dedicated to M., the only other person on earth (besides me) who knows all the lyrics to Shamrocks and Shenanigans and can produce them any time, day or night, appropriate time or inappropriate time. You rock!