Today the Guacamole Kid and I went and got a couple beers, and then I went with him to the hockey rink to pick up his new skates. GK ended up buying a new helmet and asked the (very cute but 21 year old) kid working there to put his face shield thingie on it. So, we stood there joking around for about 20 minutes while the kid put the shield on, and, right as I was about to escape without TOTALLY embarassing myself, GK tells the kid "Hey, thanks for mounting that for me!"
At which point I DIE LAUGHING! And the kid and all his 18-21 year-old hockey buddies stare at me (probably because I was laughing so hard I was crying), so, to make things better I go "GK, you said MOUNTING!"
It was funny. To me.
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