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I ran into the bar thing on the bottom of my spinning bike this afternoon and knocked a pretty good sized hole in the bottom of my foot. Aside from the gushing blood, and the fact that it hurts like a mother-you-know-what-er, and the whole "this is an area a band-aid will never stay on" thing, I think I'll be OK. If I don't get gangrene or something. God. It hurts real bad. I might have to tape it up with gauze for a few days just to be able to walk on it...what fun would a Sunday be without a gaping wound characterized by copious blood loss and blinding pain?