This beaver is reluctant (you can play the video right to the right of the story). Heh.
Why is this so funny? I have no idea, but honestly, it cracks me right the hell up. Sadly, the beaver ended up dying later, but that doesn't negate the funniness of the video or the fact that when I saw this story on Inside Edition tonight the anchor used the word "beaver" in no less than five completely inappropriate ways. YAY!
Here's the story with the unedited video. God, so funny.
Here's the little guy...I'm pouring some beer out for him right now because...well shit...look at his ugly mug -- he rocks!
UPDATE: Regular reader and commenter McMonkey took this picture on a bike ride recently and sent it to me as it is CLEARLY meant to be included with this story. Thanks McMonkey!!