Here in Hippie-ville, I get harassed CONSTANTLY about my intake of Diet Coke because of the artificial sweetner (aka Aspartame, aka Elixir of Life, aka Other Substance In My Veins Besides Beer). People are always like "OHMYGAWD, how can you drink that horrible stuff?" We won't talk (or ask) about what they're putting in their bodies (or on them). And frankly, in my opinion, if you're using patchouli oil as deodorant, you have no right to question my life choices.
Anyway, thanks to my good friend Mir, I am CLEARED to DRINK DIET COKE AT WILL.
Take that, Judgy McJudgmenterson.