Me: "Oh my God, that guy is so hot."
Guys in office: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah, he's in my Top 3 hottest guys in Law School."
Guys in office: "Seriously?"
Me: "Totally! That's what girls do when we get drunk, we rate all the guys we know at school numerically in the order we'd want to sleep with them."
Guys in office: "Weird. That's what guys do when we're sober."