Tuesday, November 29, 2005


I got YET ANOTHER email tonight from someone that was addressed to "MR. Spatula." (This issue has been addressed before). Do I need to change the colors? I don't want a blog template that looks like someone yakked up an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol, but I will do that if necessary. DO NOT TRY ME.

I bet 50% of the email I get is addressed to me as if the person thinks I'm a man. The guy tonight just wanted something and is clearly not a regular reader, so OK, whatever. But sometimes people go "I love your blog..blah blah blah...." And often THEY call me Mr. Spatula, or in other ways indicate to me that they think I'm a man. I have to believe that if a person reads this blog, oh, more than ONCE, they would know I'm a girl. I. AM. A. GIRL.!!!!

What the hell? I realize I don't have a picture up or anything, but damn. I guess what I'm saying is, if you're going to take the time to write me a letter saying you like my blog (or want me to link to you), at least read enough of it to realize I'm a chick. If you're going to write me a letter to tell me you think I'm not funny and not a good writer, well, you can just kiss my pink, sparkly, girly ass.
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