Thursday, April 22, 2004 horoscope has beer!

I make it a point to read my Onion horoscope every's always better than the one in the newspaper and usually much more accurate. I highly recommend.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Making the mature decision to throw out your beer-can collection will offer an added bonus when you find out that some of the cans still have beer in them.

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