Apparently I am not the only person with the overwhelming volume of penis enlargement ads problem (see post from a few days ago). In ConLaw today our professor forgot to turn off the voice thingie on his email that tells when a message comes in and who it's from. So a few minutes into class the email goes "You have a message from John Smith." And Prof. ConLaw goes "Well, that is just so embarrassing. Thank god that wasn't one of those enhance your penis size emails. I must get at least four or five of those a day. I mean, HOW MUCH do they know about me anyway?"
It was by far the funniest thing a professor has said all year.