Me: "So, I applied for this job, and you emailed me back that I was unqualified even though I applied for a similar job last month and you said I was one of the most qualified candidates. Is there some kind of a mistake?"
Nameless Faceless Government Bureaucrat: "Oh yes, my apologies. There was a mistake. I have gone back and reviewed both applications and regret to inform you that you are actually unqualified for both jobs."
Me: **crickets**
