Oh DAMN.

In my internet wanderings today I had occassion to look at some screenshots of the now infamous Fred Durst 3-minute sex video allegedly hacked from his T-Mobile Sidekick (just a link to the story, safe for work). All I will say, besides EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, is, ahem, if I was as...er...underendowed as Mr. Durst, I would probably NEVER allow anyone to take a video of me strutting my 2-inch stuff in order to preserve the moment. As a matter of fact, if I was a guy, and rich, and, well, you know, in possession of a two standard deviations below the mean size wiener, I would pay any amount to ensure that no pictures or videos were taken and no tales were told. Damn. In all fairness, maybe it just looks smaller on tape or something, but, well, yeah....