Sunday, February 13, 2005

Grammy Award Green(?) Carpet Q&A...

Q: Could Starr Jones be any more annoying?
A: NO!

Q: Could Starr Jones make any more references to her own perceived hotness?
A: NO!

Q: Could Kathy Griffin be any less funny or any more grating and shrewish?
A: NO!

Q: Could James Brown be any more drug addled and incoherent?
A: NO!

Q: Could Gavin Rossdale be any more HOTT?
A: NO!

I can't watch any more of it, it's too horrible. The "stars" are total effing morons for the most part, Starr Jones is fake and plastic-y and weird, and Kathy Griffin is the human equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Gavin Rossdale is very extremely wonderfully fantastically attractive. Damn that crazy dressing Gwen Stefani for bewitching him.
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