I just got back from the eye doctor and guess what?
NO...guess!!
My right eye is FOUR TIMES WORSE than my left eye. Four effing times!!! I'm practically a cyclops.
Also, I am left eye dominant, and I have carpal tunnel only in my left hand...but I am right handed, isn't that weird? I knew I was left eye dominant because I've always had difficulty shooting long rifles since I can never quite get as comfortable as I can shooting handguns and a cop once watched me shoot and said it was because I was left eye dominant...which I thought was total bullshit at the time, but maybe I owe him an apology.
Anyway, after school I think I will blow off school and work and go get me some hot librarian glasses. That way when I pull the pencil out of my slightly touseled bun and shake out my luxurious auburn hair, and hike up my super-tight, super-straight black skirt, and unbutton the top two buttons of my silk polka-dot shirt exposing my lacy black bra, it will be a complete package. YAY!
