Dear Neighbor,
God. Kill that hooker already and shut the hell up...some of us are trying to take a nap...and drink beer. Shut up. Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut up.
I wish I knew what they were doing over there. Building a manger scene with all blowup dolls? Throwing illegal firecrackers at each other and then screaming "Dance motherf*#@er!"? Nailing wreaths of fake flowers to the wall over spilled Mad Dog bottles in memory of all their homies that went to the Promised Land this year? Having a photoshoot for the "50 Hottest Crackwhores in TVPNM"?
I just want a nap. Is that so wrong?
UPDATE: Now it's turned into a soft tapping....tap tap tap. Maybe it's morse code...oh wait, they're saying "We are total f*ckers. STOP. Come over here and beat our asses. STOP. We suck huge hairy goat balls. STOP. Celine Dion is our GOD. STOP."
