Thursday, December 02, 2004

Driven to distraction

Domestic (d&-'mes-tik)
Goddess ('gä-d&s)

1. A girl who, because her mother gave her 143.7 pounds of apples last week, makes her own homemade applesauce.

2. A girl who makes her own homemade applesauce despite the fact that she already made Coffee Cake AND Rice Krispies Treats this week.

You can call me Mistress Spatula, Ruler of All That is Sugary and All Activites That Keep One From Studying.
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