Christmas is coming early to the Beefy McManstick Badass Spatula household

Via Tenth-Muse comes a list of rather...uh...questionable Hickory Farms item titles. Among the standouts:

3 lb. Beefstick (sorry Beefy)
Pleasure Pack
Backpacker
Tempting Twosome

Head over and check out the others, very funny.