Here's a question. Why the f#*% can't I just keep one friggin allen wrench for more than like three days after I buy it? Every time I need one I buy one of those little sets with all the different sizes, and then it's gone...POOF. I went rollerblading today and my wheels are all squeaky (probably the result of not having used them in about two years, since the last time I lived close enough to a paved, not-too-downhill-y, squishy grass to cusion my falls path) and I want to tighten them. Damnit. Why do I lose everything? I also lose matchbooks, nailfiles, cords for electronic stuff, maps, appointment books, coupons, hair clips, lipglosses, hammers (seriously, I bet I buy one new hammer a year! WTF??), keychains, booklights, knives (seriously again...I'm missing at least three out of my set...no idea where they are!), tupperware lids, sunglasses, etc...the list goes on and on. It's the Diet Coke...it's making a hole in my brain where my short-term memory for item placement (and names apparently) used to be.
