In absolute proof that the squeaky wheel gets the beer and beer related goodies, the very first chapter of PBR is born.
The good news is that apparently, even if you're a total lush in college, that's probably alright as long as you calm down afterwards and give your liver a break. It doesn't say whether spending another three years in law school and being forced to drink constantly to blunt the pain of the experience counts towards one's years of allowable lush-hood. I like to think of it as just sort of a warm-up for a lifetime of needing to blunt the pain once I become a real lawyer.
