Standing at grocery store talking to friend on phone.
Me: "How do you know if oranges are good or not?"
Friend: "I think the most important thing is that they have a nice tight skin. They shouldn't have loose skin."
Me: "So, I should look for nice, tight oranges? No loose oranges?"
Friend: "Yeah."
Me: "These oranges suck. They're dirty little sluts."
Friend: "HAHAHAHA"
People in store = not amused.
