Tuesday, July 06, 2004

Emilio Q. Yodeler wants you!!! to buy VIaCra

Here is a personal message to me from the "famous" Emilio Q. Yodeler:
Have at you!
Just because we're sisters under the skin doesn't mean we've got much in common.
There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favorite book.Generosity lies less in giving much than in giving at the right moment.
You have enjoyed VlaCra and wish for a longer effect? GIAIis can make it happen.
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Company, villainous company, hath been the spoil of me.
Children, I grant, should be innocent but when the epithet is applied to men, or women, it is but a civil term for weakness.
Unexplained joy is always so keen that... it seems to hold enough to reconcile one to the inevitable.

Does this crap get anyone to order Viagra or Cialis over the internet? It reminds me of schizophrenic word salad...see, that psychology degree has at least one other use besides as a coaster. Usually I just delete my entire junk mail folder but this one somehow slipped through into my main inbox and since it had no subject line, I clicked on it before I realized that I don't actually know an Emilio Q. Yodeler...suprisingly, since it's such a common name. The whole email is just totally bizarre.

In other news...I am suffering from an acute case of homesickness brought on by the fact that I am kind of bored at work (there's not enough to keep us all busy) and I don't know anyone here so I basically am just sick and tired of my own pathetically one-sided company. I will try to lift myself out of my depression long enough to find a suitable "Just Because: The Franchise" boy for tomorrow...suggestions are welcome, I have a couple of contenders in mind though, so all should be well on the gratuitous picture of a half-naked man front. But until then, you can find me at Hagen Daaz...I'll be the one silently weeping into an open pint container of chocolate chocolate chip ice cream and replaying Bridget Jones's Diary in my head since sadly, I do not have a TV and so cannot even be depressed properly.
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