Today is "MY" day in CrimLaw to be an "expert." I will primarily be addressing the topic of "Why I Should Have Never Been Allowed to Come to Law School" followed up by a short question and answer session on "Why I'm Not Supposed to be Allowed to Hold the Microphone...or Anything Sharp."
If there's time left I will giving free tips on my new article in the Not Quite The Law Review Times: "7 Simple Steps for Selling Your Soul: A Practical Guide to Improving Your Bejeweled Score in Trying Times (or When the Professor is LOOKING)."