Here it is, your moment of Zen.

Beefy McManstick Badass Spatula. Still alive! Still swimming in the most vile water ever! I've promised him a full spa treatment/tank cleaning after exams. Guac. Kid's son is taking care of him over the summer...hopefully he'll continue to thrive...and by "thrive" I mean "barely hang on to life by one slimy, waterlogged, thread."